Overheard

In the park this morning. Dad and small boy (2-3):
Boy: Another moon
Dad: It's really the same moon.
Boy: (insistent) Another moon, another moon!
Dad: No, it's the same moon; it's just in a different place.

Walking home this evening. Mum and two boys (4 and 6ish):
Boy: Were we flying like angels at your wedding?
Mum: You weren't born yet!
Boy: Where were we, then?
Boy 2: Were we in your tummy?
Mum: Yeah... Let's cross over...