Sunday, 17 August 2014

Dear spammers

  • I do not want Ray Ban sunglasses.
  • I am not looking for a girlfriend (and I am not a man).
  • I am not extremely overweight.
  • I do not want a carpet with my logo - I work from home.
  • I do not want to gamble at Ruby Palace casino, no matter how many fictitious friends ask me to.
Thank you.

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