Swallowed a dictionary

Tidying out, and came across a piece of paper from a number of years ago, where I'd jotted down a quote from a kid at Sunday School.

Me:This story will be familiar to all of you

Child: That doesn't look like a story I'm familiar with - according to my calculations 

How to get to Narnia

Just realised that of the five times people from this world accidentally go to Narnia, two involve spare rooms, and two involve railway stations. 

Does this have any significance? Who knows? 

So, along with hands and books, AI can't draw doors.

Learning to tell jokes

6 year old: Why do fairies like fairy cakes?

Me: I don't know, why do fairies like fairy cakes?

6 year old: Because it's a fairy.

Not quite there yet, but on the right track.