Wednesday, 10 May 2023

Great song title!

 

[Edit: just realised the title is barely visible. It's Jesus loves you (and I'm trying)]

Monday, 1 May 2023

Sabbatical

They mentioned yesterday in church that all paid staff will have sabbaticals after a certain number of years. I assume they meant the spiritual staff. 

But I'm just imagining me having a sabbatical from church cleaning...

Maybe I would tour other churches to see how they clean them? Watch lots of carpet cleaning videos (surprisingly interesting)? Maybe write a paper on stain removal? Or develop a foolproof method for preventing fingerprints on glass doors? 

The possibilities are endless...

On second thoughts, I think I'd rather stick with the cleaning ๐Ÿชฃ๐Ÿงน

Thursday, 13 April 2023

How to remove bloodstains

This blog hasn't been random enough lately, so I thought I'd give you a cleaning tip:

To remove bloodstains, use saliva. But it should be the saliva of the person whose blood it is.

Yes, really. Apparently it's to do with enzymes. 

Friday, 7 April 2023

All-day sun

Doesn't seem quite the right weather for Good Friday:

 
"Well might the sun in darkness hide
and shut his glories in
when God, the incarnate maker, died
for man, his creature's, sin"
~Isaac Watts

Monday, 20 March 2023

Forks

I've wanted to use wooden forks as kings for aaages! 

Wooden forks with the prongs coloured yellow to look like a crown, a face drawn on, arms made of pipecleaners, and a felt robe. Made by young children.
King David

We made these yesterday.

With more time, glitter or gold paint on the crown would have been nice.

Saturday, 11 February 2023

๐Ÿ’ฃ Patience

A verse for anyone that has to relate to other Christians:
"I ... urge you to live worthy of the calling you have received, with all humility and gentleness, with patience, bearing with one another in love, making every effort to keep the unity of the Spirit through the bond of peace." Ephesians 4:1-3
(The emoji in the title is meant to represent having a long fuse ๐Ÿ˜)

Thursday, 12 January 2023

Happy New(ish) Year

 Here's a good song to start the year:

Something I need to keep reminding myself.

Caveat: I don't like the line about 'make of your troubles swiftly an end' - he might, but he might not. Though I probably tend to err on the side of assuming he won't.