Deep fried Pizza.
I have often seen it on menus and wondered what on earth it would be like (Also - Why?).
But when the people I clean for sent me out to get our lunch from the chip shop, and that was one of the things on offer I thought - Let's try it!
Verdict: Tasted just like pizza. Texture just like pizza (crust a little chewy, but some pizza is). Tbh, if I was eating it blindfold, I doubt I'd have known it wasn't just pizza. But, I imagine, it has rather more fat...
Next - deep fried Mars Bar. No, maybe that's going a bit far :-)