Monday, 24 January 2011

Conversation with a door-to-door salesman

A man comes to the door, selling Sky TV:

Me: Actually, we don't have a TV.

Salesman: Seriously? You're kidding!

Me: No, honestly.

Salesman: But ... what do you arrange your furniture around?

Me: Well ... It's in a sort of circle round the living room ...

Salesman: You mean ... like facing one another?

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